wazowskivevo:

domino’s pizza saw the chance and they took it

thenaebyrd777:

themedusa-cascade:

things that dont make you a rude guest:

  • asking for a drink
  • asking where the toilet is  
  • looking around the house 

things that do make you a rude guest:

  • pissing in the fireplace 

tiasiandaly:

diinkle-berg:

me at the end of the school year.

i want this gif on my grave stone.

nube-brillante:

tiergartenbebe:

Holy shit where does this come from?

[Black and white picture of Black Transwomen protesting, carrying signs that say “Money for hormones, not war!”, “We also have rights!”, and “Trans Rights Now!”]

behonce:

I hate always seeing these all the time. [just 2. I know there’s more circulating]

Ironically most are made by women who want to “test” men out to see if they’ll “go gay”. There’s hate behind it. It’s petty.The only reason people do this (or “smash or pass” photos with trans women) is to get a rise of out people and get them to say extremes of transphobia and violence towards trans women.

Trans women being used as a punchline is so tired.

This is how you treat someone who is honest and open and you still get mad and wonder why some trans women live stealth and are afraid to live.

Stop.

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

itsraininbritishmen:

wwhatevver-ampora:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

YOGURT SLINGER.
DNA RIFLE.
I’M LAUGHING WAY TO LOUD TO BE HEALTHY.

  • 100% all-beef thermometer

lafrentse:

Cute date ideas: adjacent peeing

HW